question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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