how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Can I color on your dick again?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
