Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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