Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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