They should really pass out barf bags in church
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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