walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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