What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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