i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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