I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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