This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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