My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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