Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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