She is in my trunk
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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