none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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