we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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