He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i was in the wii world.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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