she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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