I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
God I need to hump something, right now.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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