The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
