Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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