You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it's like heaven, but drunker
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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