remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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