Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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