I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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