S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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