I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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