i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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