that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It's rum buckets o'clock
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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