you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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