so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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