Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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