I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think my vagina is haunted
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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