I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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