I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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