After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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