He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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