He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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