after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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