Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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