Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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