Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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