i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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