Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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