I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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