It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
