I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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