Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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