I'd wear matching sweaters with you
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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