if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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