he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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