So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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