remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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