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say what?
wanna hang out?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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