so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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