You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
