The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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