OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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